Sandy Jersey Shore

How long will it take before some preacher decides the storm was the result of the hedonistic voyeurisms of the reality TV show. Or "reality" TV in general.

TV and religion. Still.

Okay, so I have decided it would be a good idea to spend an extraordinary amount money on "No Evil Oil" From Danny Davis ( the TV preacher who's tag line is "go with god and god will go with you"). I figure I am getting to that age where magic oil that not only protects me from witchcraft and helps with that pesky prostrate (better to start early than wait for it to be a problem) but also saves one from the evils of poverty is a good investment.
Plus, you know, oil...and there's always time for lubricant.