The iMini: I hope it has a new fresh scent. And doesn't leave unsightly lines in my jeans.

I cannot wait for the new iPad. The iMini, maybe with wings. My current pad is too bulky, except for heavy flow days. The iPod is simply too small for typical days. And it has to more absorb ant than the iPod. Too much content and I have to wring the damn thing out and reuse it. Very bad for the lazy.
And why do feminine hygiene products come with varied perfumes? Is there a sniff test to them I was unaware of? Before or after?