Excremeat: the apocryphal or legendary food stuff created by Japanese scientists from human excrement, as reported on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Or a delicacy for rich foodies who spread Cuitlacoche (that mold stuff mid westerners scrape off corn) on toast or bagels. Or the logical basic food stuff for the future dystopia where only robots have jobs and the only food choices are soylent green and soylent brown.